the-official-nasa:

happy friday the 13th

some hot new tips :

• walk under ladders
• walking atop them might bring you to a s t r a n g e plane of existence where everything is mildly uncomfortable
• iron creates holes in the fabric of our fragile and frankly unstable reality
• don’t carry table salt
• it’s dehydrating and ur skin will b all dry
• be nice to black cats
• they govern the laws of physics
• that’s pretty much it