Team Voltron as shit I’ve heard playing Overwatch

Shiro: WHY IS EVERYONE ON MY TEAM A FUCKING CHILD ALL I WANT IS TO NOT BE LOSING JUST ONCE
Hunk: I’m not here to fight people, I’m cooking potnoodle and I want to have polite conversation
Lance: Is anyone here a girl because if you date me I won’t own your asses.
Keith: I don’t care if you want me to stop playing Hanzo, he’s hot and I need this.
Pidge: TheLegend27 would not stand for this
Allura: Your mistake was thinking you could beat me, but you played as men and I played to win.
Coran: WHY ARE YOU ALL FIGHTING I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A TEA PARTY

bonus

Zarkon: Whichever player took Winston, stop playing Winston, I want to be Winston
Haggar: Which button does the magic bc all I’m doing is shooting and losing.
Shay: You thought I was nice but I was actually killing you
Lotor: WHOEVER JUST SAID I HAVE GREASY HAIR CAN SUCK MY DICK
Varkon: If I could sleep with Reaper I would be fast asleep right fuckign now.