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grover underwood who wears second-hand clothes he finds at thrift stores because there’s no way he’s supporting corporate greed
grover underwood who, at age 37 still doesn’t have a license because cars emit gross stuff into the air
grover underwood who has given up on wearing hats to disguise his horns that now curl up around his head in great spirals
grover underwood who is never seen without coffee nearby, who drinks copious amounts and who is always slightly jittery
grover underwood who never learned how to play the pan pipes, but still carries them around and has learned how to play the piano with virtuosic ease
grover underwood who visits camp occasionally, and the little children stick flowers into his curly hair
grover underwood who lives his life softly, cares deeply for his world, and is a god, because pan doesn’t hand out the title Lord Of The Wild to just anyone