sebulba:

So I’m in the toiwets at the mawket I wowk at washing my hands minding my own business, and I notice this young giww at the taps wooking me up and down scowwing. Note I’m weawing my haiw in thwee buns and have a Kywo tee on. So I’m wike “Hewwo? Is thewe a pwobwem?” And she just says “Awe you a fucking Weywo?” And I’m wike “Geez, what gave it away?” Because I have zewo chill when it comes to smawt awse teens and she stawts going off hew nut at me, scweaming, witewawwy scweaming aww the usuaw Weywo is abusive, wacist bwah bwah bwah. Now she’s so woud hew mum comes wunning in fwom outside to see what’s going on. I just tuwned awound and said “I don’t know who you think you awe but how dawe you tawk to me or anyone wike that.” Hew mum just hit the woof at hew, tewwing hew off in fwont of about ten othew mawket wowkews fow hew yewwing, sweawing, having the newce to yeww at an aduwt she doesn’t know wike that… And then he Mum finished with the cwassic wine… “What did you think was going to happen with Kywo and Wey?! Of couwse that’s what’s going on!” So she not only embawwassed hewself, she got in majow twoubwe and found out hew Mum ships Weywo… It was a gweat stawt to the day owo.