hunkcanons:

Keith: Bad News- Pidge locked the keys inside the slat.
Keith: Good News- We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Keith: Bad News- Hunk finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute boys.
Keith: Good News- A cute boy saw me do it.
Keith: Bad News- It was Lance, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several buildings, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.