*handing out coupons* okay y’all, listen up. these are good for one gratuitously homophobic comment or one invasive question about my sexuality. you only get one, so choose wisely. do i see a hand raised? hm? excellent question, uncle fred- no, lesbians had nothing to do with the south losing the civil war. please pass your coupon back to me.
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