haiku-robot:

clingy-achy-lesbean:

ms-muscles:

totalspiffage:

If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.

*Me trying to have sex with an alien*

Me: may I touch that?

Alien: That is not an erogenous zone. It is a separate corporeal being that has been attached to my body for three hundred years.

Me: It’s cute. I wonder if it would let me have sex with it.

Alien: That’s exactly what I said three hundred years ago.

Let’s face it, there are two types of people:
Alien fuckers
And cowards

let’s face it there are
two types of people:alien
fuckersand cowards

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