kingtrashraccoon:

kingtrashraccoon:

perfume descriptions are so fuckin weird like here is some of the weirdest shit i’ve seen

• luminous and sensual amber

• seductive leathery base

• sparkling champagne over a spicy oriental accord

• 1969: a sensual fragrance for a sensual year
• a voluptuous bunch of white florals

and, the worst of all:

• twirling vanilla plays hide-and-seek with vigorous vetiver

i apologize, i was wrong about that last one being the worst one. THIS is the worst one:

• the pulsing spirit of boat racing