my future autobiography is most likely gonna be titled ‘ellison skinner and the ongoing quest to write non-awkward porn’
well, i just mistyped “he removed his shirt” as “he removed his shit”, so on the whole it’s going pretty well
WHAT’S THE GENERAL STANCE ON USING THE WORD “MEMBER” DURING A HIGHLY CHARGED EROTIC MOMENT? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
WHY DO ALL THE WORDS FOR PENIS SOUND EQUALLY BAD