my girlfriend and i are such useless lesbians, before we dated i tried to hold her hand and. she. she shook it. and then it happened again two minutes later. our first kiss (and mine in general) was in a target (long story) and i had to pull away because i almost fell to the floor in shock. another time she went into kiss me and i gave her a hug. we really are trying our god damn hardest but we’re fucking disasters