frazelclapclap:

vdankphantrash:

vitamemesdealer:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

anotherfirebender:

pink-archangel:

back-that-sass-up:

pretty-castiel:

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THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

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He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

12 minutes
“Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess
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HALF AN HOUR AT MOST
“Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

:o!

this is all i’ve ever wanted in life

Please