blacknerdydragon:

[during Infinity War] Thor: your son, the boy of Spiders seems to be doing very well

Tony: w-what? He’s not my kid

Thor: surely he must be, what other child would stand you?

Tony: okay, whoever thought Peter was my kid raise your hands

Natasha, Clint, Thor, Rhodey, Bruce, pretty much everyone: *Raises hands*

Tony: Rhodes!

Rhodey: I thought it was just on the downlow, like i wasnt supposed to mention it

Tony:

Tony: Peter put your hand down