peteseeger:

thesallowbeldam:

peteseeger:

angstriddentrashhuman:

alexanderrm:

“Please save me! I’ll do anything for you!” “Then perish.”
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell.”
“…I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.” 

-All of these are from shitposts, regrettably not from literary classics.

Shakespeare’s ghost is simultaneously thrilled that these happened and irate that he didn’t create them

That’s right! Shakespeare wrote none of these. They are all from shitposts.

…not sure about the hell is empty one…

u sure there?

OP said right there that they’re all from shitposts…. Shakespeare never even had a blog, he couldn’t have written any shitposts