April fools, u emo fucks, I’d literally let Ray Toro smack me with his guitar, as I pay for Frank’s 100th fuckin’ album, from his new band “Hi, I am Frank Iero, and I literally Fucked the Jersey Devil Once, did I mention I love New Jersey??? Look at this pic of my dog, while I roast a simple bitch on Twitter”, as Mikey Way walks past me, living his best Heterosexual Dad Life, with Gerard, manically skating backwards into hell, as he flips off God himself, and tosses a copy of Doom Patrol straight into my fucking face, killing me instantly.
Honestly, My Chemical Romance isn’t even that good-
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