lokisuggestion:

thorsuggestion:

things i eat

• smoothie involving protein powder raw egg and kale among other things
• dried stockfish
• goat and goat products
• boar
• a number of traditional icelandic dishes eaten in conjunction and named for me that modern midgarders now fear
• ass
• my vegetables

things loki eats

• pretzel sticks
• angel hair pasta
• red sugar liquid from hummingbird feeders

you forgot breakfast meats and also i sometimes eat a kale salad but only in public places when i need to prove im that bitch. also vodka is a vegetable