ok my dad has been working at walmart for 30 damn years and u kno how much Doo Doo hes cleaned up! People shitting right in the aisles! not only that but hes had to deal with so many dead people??? wtf i hate walmart

moonlandingwasfaked:

snarthurt:

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ratguzzler:

ok thats. a few hundred steps above anything ive had to deal with. holy hell

although i DID have to clean a 20 ft river of piss down the cereal aisle once because the kid who was sitting in the shopping cart started pissing like. while they were moving and the parents didnt notice. that was bad

my condolences because that sounds horrible but this is also the absolute funniest way you could have possibly phrased this

idk what compels someone to just take a big ole shit on the floor when there’s literally a public free to use bathroom available