passionpeachy:

bot-dad:

passionpeachy:

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!

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