asgardianss:

shinysoroka:

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

i love how loki spends all previous movies going “i deserve to rule. i would be the perfect king.” 

and then once he actually becomes king he goes “hmm my first royal decree will be a giant statue of myself looking heroic.” and proceeds to spend his time watching matt damon on stage and sipping wine. you didn’t need to become a king to do that, you useless twink. 

Not to mention, he fucking ditched Asgard the moment Hela showed up. Seriously, he doesn’t even try to go back and help. It takes Thor what, three days at most to escape from the arena and start figuring out how to get back home? Loki’s useless ass has been there for weeks and he’s like, nah, it’s cool, Asgard can go fuck itself. 

And he ditch the other realms too, thor says they are all in chaos and thanos invaded Nivadellir and kill everyone and Asgard didn’t protect them as they should because Loki was watching theater.