Nothing is funnier than watching straight dudes worship ancient Spartan culture when we know full well not a single one of them would have survived in it to adulthood. “I’m a Spartan warrior because I ran an obstacle course!” Gurl, you can’t even do your own laundry and you think you’d have the discipline for ancient Spartan life?
Better yet how most straight dudes will viscerally react to doing anything they perceive as “gay” and they go back and time having a grand ass ole time Pernicus or some shit lifting weights and spotting each other and running in sand to build quickness. Not knowing they used to all fuuuuuuuuuck. Then all the sudden while y’all at the town square enjoying your wine grog or whatever the fuck they drank you feel a hand on your leg and Pernicus looking at you like
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