Rating the white chrises based on their Chris/lesbian solidarity
1. Chris Hemsworth – plays Thor, the biggest lesbian ally. Looks like he would step in when Chris Pratt calls me a dyke
2. Chris Evans – quoted that LETS GO LESBIANS tweet, certified ally. Looks like he would be my wingman at a gay bar
3. Chris Pine – dresses like a lesbian
4. Chris Pratt – not a lesbian ally, called me a dyke behind a mcdonalds
“Lesbian Rights!”
– Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, and Chris Pine while they all jump Chris Pratt behind a McDonald’s