things that happened in my freshman science class

publicschoolstories:

-i emailed the teacher (we’ll call her mrs. luck) a picture of my friend (we’ll call him cooper) in a banana suit. she joked that i should send different pictures of him every day, so i did. every day. for six months
-the only reason we stopped sending Daily Coopers was because for april fools we printed out 69 pictures of cooper and hung them all over the classroom
-during the earlier days of Daily Cooper, four of us decided to have a photoshoot of just cooper. we then used the pictures to make a Monthly Cooper calendar
-mrs. luck got the calendar for christmas and kept it up all year
-we sold 8 Monthly Cooper calendars to other students and made no profit
-cooper and i brought one of those dinosaurs that grows in water to class, but the only container big enough to grow it was mrs. luck’s coffee pot
-the dinosaur grew three times its size in said coffee pot before it fell off the counter and the pot shattered
-mrs. luck refused to let cooper and i buy her a new coffee pot, so we got her a megaphone instead
-she used the megaphone to yell at couples making out in the hallway between bells
-to get out of staying in class all period, i stapled my hand so i could leave and get a bandaid
-cooper used his 3d printer to make an army of Pocket Putins and we put them on her desk for when mrs. luck got back
-she loved the Putins and asked where she could get some
-mrs. luck tased my math homework with a taser
-i also broke two test tubes but who’s counting