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Your parents might be savage yeah but did they ever send you to clown camp

we were all like 7-12 years old and we all had to wear kleenex boxes on our feet and run around on stilts, I cannot make this shit up

I’m sorry to keep reblogging myself but you need to understand, I had zero previous interest in clowns or theatre arts. I was eight years old. I wanted to be an etymologist

I don’t understand people who say you make shit up for notes because…nothing about your life you have told us so far is reasonable enough to possibly be made up. It’s all way too crazy to not be real.

Why would I go to the trouble of making up fake stuff when the universe just throws this crap on my lap for free