nonrhotic:

chewitt1:

nonrhotic:

cop: has a wide range of professions to choose from including cake decorator at ralph’s, decides to go with the one where you hunt people down with guns
cop: i’m just doing what i’m told. i’m just doing my job. this is out of my hands. there is literally nothing else i can do. this is my profession. i was born a cop

Are you trying to imply that we shouldn’t have any police ? Great , so when I rob your house you won’t call the cops , right ?

if a tumblr user robbed my house there would be absolutely no inherent danger.