alenkaobdo

canadad:

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

crocsuckersanonymous:

owlmylove:

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

lovely-little-hellfire:

oreoprince:

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

Favorite moment

10000bc:

10000bc:

i wanna post something but it requires a deep understanding of reincarnation for any of you to fully grasp what im trying to communicate

idontknowokayhelp:

I’m not;

Okay

Afraid to keep on living

The singer that you wanted (but a dancer)

A hero, just a boy who had to sing this song

memes-r-memes:

dietsodasocicty:

Hesitant Alien is the debut studio album by Gerard Way, former lead singer of the American alternative rock band My Chemical Romance, released in the U.S. on September 30, 2014. [insp]

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

there are two types of pet owners:

1. my baby!!! my fucking cinammon apple!!!!!!!

2. naughty boy. ugly. stinky bastard man.

pet owners tag yourselves