Author: alenkaobdo

audidas:

white person: r u Indian
Me: ya r u white
White: for u to call me white… In my own house. For you to come into my house and cal me white
Me: this isn’t even ur hou-
White: for you to disrespect me like this and called me white when I’m 12.5% Portuguese

thebrownmanwithoutaplan:

If Marvel Studios can take the time to painstakingly find an unknown actor like Tom Holland to portray their very specific version of Peter Parker than they could afford to find a Jewish/Roma actress for Scarlet Witch and Asian actors for Dr. Strange and Iron Fist.

arahir:

me: man i can’t wait to write this when i have free time

when i have free time:

atomicbombastic:

i got banned from a canine fitness & structure evaluation facebook group once because somebody posted a dachshund for critique and i commented “too long” and nothing else

wams:

went to a party a couple weeks ago, got absolutely shit faced, dont remember anything that happened that night, but this is my search history from then according to google on my phone:

threatandormenace:

danguy96:

celticpyro:

squigglyexplosive:

see-you-space-catboy:

any seemingly interesting character design can be easily ruined by needlessly going into too much detail about their backstory

I think the problem wasn’t so much “too much detail” as “decided to make her a tragic woobie when her name literally means ‘evil’“

That, too.

Maleficent 2: Cool Motive, Still Murder

peteseeger:

tankies:

Army misses 2018 recruiting goal, which hasn’t happened since 2005

Nice

Sexy

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

i’ve heard a total of maybe 1.5 gorillaz songs in my life but the shit with murdoc is the funniest thing i’ve ever witnessed 

like, as i understand it: cartoon band is made of four people- nice blue hair guy with the big eyes, big guy who may be haunted???, the Most Adorable Girl and a pile of trash who kinda looks like the beatles. beatle trash dude somehow gets replaced with a minor villain from the powerpuff girls and everyone likes him better