some fool: UHHH SHUT UP THERE ARE CATS NATIVE TO EUROPE LOL???
me: outdoor cats are often destructive and detrimental to the stability of native ecosystems. if you have a cat that’s known to kill surrounding wildlife you should keep them inside and find better enrichment activities, or let them out in an area where they can be monitored.
some absolute buffoon: but my cat likes going outside :((((((
me: it’s scientifically proven that a majority of outdoor cats have shorter lifespans and are more likely to die a traumatic death, or suffer health problems that indoor cats don’t have to face.
some fool: UHHH SHUT UP THERE ARE CATS NATIVE TO EUROPE LOL???
me: outdoor cats are often destructive and detrimental to the stability of native ecosystems. if you have a cat that’s known to kill surrounding wildlife you should keep them inside and find better enrichment activities, or let them out in an area where they can be monitored.
some absolute buffoon: but my cat likes going outside :((((((
me: it’s scientifically proven that a majority of outdoor cats have shorter lifespans and are more likely to die a traumatic death, or suffer health problems that indoor cats don’t have to face.
Credits to French artist Pénélope Bagieu (I only translated).
After the one about Wu Zetian, this one is about Mae “Ultimate Bae” Jemison.
Please note that these strips are part of Pénélope Bagieu’s comic book series “Les Culottées” (an untranslatable pun meaning both “The Bold Ones” and “The Panty-wearers”), which is about awesome women of every era, color, origin, sex and more. If you speak French, I encourage you to read them, there are two as of now!
So garlic is a natural anticoagulant, but then why would vampires be allergic to it?
Hear me out:
What if vampires made up all the stuff about them being allergic to garlic so that their victims would eat it, thinking it would ward off vamps, but instead it makes their blood easier to drink!
Because it doesn’t clot!
This has really been getting to me recently. Have I uncovered their master conspiracy or am I going insane?