all i want is a flat chest and some fangs
Author: alenkaobdo
My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?
Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.
Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday
Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure
Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:
this is so wholesome OP
This here is why I don’t agree Adam is great gay role model… he’s just a great role model.
Nah he gets it
why do people…..care……..so much? “you wore that outfit yesterday” “didn’t you wear that already?” “you wear that lipstick too much” “you wear those shoes all the time” “you posted the selfie already” “you don’t need to wear that much makeup” “didn’t you eat that yesterday?” like jus shut your fukj…………

i am 5000% in favor of shaming cigarette smokers get that bullshit away from me
But when vegans feel this way about meat y’all hurt 🤗
Somehow. Some way. You brought up veganism. In a discussion about second hand smoke.
what you gonna get? secondhand meat?
Why did I fully have to look at this for half an hour to work out what the fuck was going on
Its making my life that people are debating this so much 😂
I say this once every few months but I miss Cobra Starship ://
no you know what? fuck this? fuck you. all furries should be locked up for their crimes. if you’ve ever had a fursona you’re scum.
op lets swap urls
i dont think i’ve ever been owned this hard. i think i owe you money now


