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sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.amazon.com/That-Green-Gentleman-Things-Changed/dp/B0015T47OA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511594806&sr=8-1&keywords=that+green+gentleman&tag=patrochilles-20

hoku-san:

goodthingsarewaiting:

positive-memes:

don’t give up

This is cute as hell and it made me smile and I’m hoping it does the same for you.

jdlaclede:

birdghost:

papatulus:

friend-rice:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend.

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

old boys

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

Maximum longevity: 15,000 years (shit dude)

daftqunk:

jiveturkeyjerky:

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

seth everman going WILD in the background