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Ice Pops 🍧

ambigousfern:

So my computer did a thing and I feel like this could be a new meme but I don’t know what context to put it in so have fun

gay dissociation

kramergate:

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao”

sorry to mildly derail tim but like as a kid all the way through my teenage years i watched tons of animal planet and became stuck on the very idea of komodo dragons to the point where if i was watching any kind of nature documentary, any at all, i could not absorb information because i would simply be thinking “if a komodo dragon wanted to kill me theres nothing i could do about it. feasibly, for some freak reason, a komodo dragon could walk into my house, my abode, my terrain, and kill me, and me, a human with opposable thumbs and the ability to use tools and fire, i could do nothing about it. i could do nothing about it”

yerrgat:

volnuttsnuts:

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

artists tag yourselves

allfrogsarefriends:

dontbeanassbutt:

nuka-rockit:

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

hi what the FUCK does this mean

was…was this not straightforward

nest:

this is hands down THE funniest reddit comment i have read in a long time

coolyo294:

coolyo294:

Important updates from home

do you people have something to say about my predictive text

bushlesbian:

as a lesbian who was in a 5 year relationship that ended a couple of months ago, my advice to fellow gays is to BREAK UP YOUR OWN WAY. when my ex and me broke up, we didn’t know how to navigate it because the model of heterosexual breakups was all that was available – the damage, spitefulness, ignoring each other, moving out straight away and fighting over household objects/pets, talking shit about each other etc. I really pushed for us to do what felt natural to us. after all, the reason we were both sad about breaking up was losing the FRIENDSHIP part of our relationship – so why couldn’t we keep it? it was such a healthy breakup. we only argued once when we were drunk and insecure. we still live together (along with my cousin/housemate). we still catch up on our fav tv shows and order take out. we don’t talk shit about each other. my family and her still chat and we still attend family events together. she still physios for my brothers footy team. we just fell out of love and our relationship turned into a friendship. you don’t HAVE to lose that. do your break ups your own way, gays. don’t look to het relationships to guide you. they suck.

todaysbird:

‘pest’ birds alignment chart