raeadropofgoldensunshine:

• ah, the scalene triangle
• loving Cole Sprouse
• hating Cole Sprouse 
• the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed
• the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it
• trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 
• the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh
• “I was here here before MTV!”
• 12.9 year olds
• “what is air” and “my ovaries” 
• non-tumblr people were peasants
• nice legs daisy dukes
• slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen
• homestuck
• tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)
• tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 
• Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??
• imagine how is touch the sky
• “you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon
• do she got the booty?
• “can you give me directions to the olive garden?”
• night bloggers 

add more help me relive the past 6 years i’ve wasted on this garbage website

dogslug:

inkskinned:

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

i’ve literally never heard of ofc being ‘of fucking course’ and i’ve literally never seen anyone use it that way

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

going to block someone on tumblr and discovering that you in fact already have them blocked

past me was so right and i love her

icouldwritebooks:

hornyandbothered:

c-bassmeow:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

There’s nothing more ugly than the culture of having children for the sake of having them. Too many people ask “do you want kids?” but not enough ask “are you ready for the emotional, physical, and financial sacrifices you will have to make to raise children?” It’s so ugly to me that people treat kids like a commodity, like a dress or a pair of earrings they just throw on. How dare you? That’s not a new car you can get bored of or discard in a few years, that is a person, and particularly a person who will absolutely be dependent on you for emotional support, financial support, discipline, and leadership; someone who you will have power of virtually every portion of their lives until they’re ready to be adults, who you will impact in irreversible ways, who will look to you for the rest of YOUR life and theirs for explanations about life and how they turned out to be who they are, for better or for worse. If you say you “want kids” but you’re “not sure if you could handle” them needing time and attention, costing you money,  or you’re “not sure you can handle” if they turn out gay, or disabled, or transgender, or any other myriad of things that don’t really make your child any less of a person but which an ugly society can have ugly views on, etc. then you don’t deserve to have children. If you “want children” but haven’t thought about literally having to be there for them for virtually everything they will go through and ask of you, you’re not adult enough to have them.

And what’s so insidious about many of these same people is that they are the ones making their children feel guilty that they fed them, housed them, and basically didn’t let them die, as if this is some meritorious act, as if parents aren’t supposed to raise their children and not kill and starve them, as if they are some type of martyr that deserves praise for doing the bare minimum.

I like that this generation’s attitude on children is changing from our parents. It’s okay to not want kids. It’s okay to wait until you’re ready to have kids. It’s okay to have kids later on in life.

My dad did not want children. He desperately did not want children, but my mom did, so they had two.

And you know what? Now, as an adult, when I tell my mom that I don’t want kids, nobody could be more supportive. I know that she wants grandkids very badly, but at the same time she’s lived through seeing what a mess one parent who did not want children can make, and now she gets it. She coaches my sister, who is still unsure on the kid front, to consider it very very carefully.

mikeyfukkenway:

Reminder that it’s Gerard Way Appreciation Day today