theĀ āim wearing my significant otherās jacket or hoodie and it is significantly Too Largeā statement
turtlenecks under baseball shirts U Know What I Mean
GOLFING OUTFITS u know u had a thing for chad danforth in his golfing outfit donāt lie to my face
bowtie + suspenders combo we all know weāve all talked about it we act like itās in the past but i know⦠i know the truth im onto all of u
mesh under short sleeved shirts
all black outfits with just a pop of colour
baggy graphic tās from the 80ās and 90ās that have weird art proportions and colours tucked into cuffed mom jeans with a thin black belt and docs
tight skinny jeans, fitted tee, oversized coat
vests. just like,, all vests are gay
tie dye shirts, light wash jeans, and a jean jacket
letās just face it, combat boots have always been gay
a suit with a floral tie
i could go on forever,, clothes make me so gay
okay speaking of cuffed jeans the cuffed jeans and tall novelty socks underneath look
also cuffed trousers + no socks + fancy shoes (in the style of chris pine, a fashion icon, before us)
double denim in the form of jean jacket + pants
WHITE OVERALLS over literally anything
bomber jacket and bralette, no shirt
Please do not forget the classic flannel tied around your hips. A look. A mood. A gay thing.
Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that Iām trans and now heās threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. Whatās he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, āHEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5’3ā EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AINāT GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??ā is wild. Whatās it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? āHELLO, IāD LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.ā What the fuck.
Odds are heās more embarrassed of having a trans ex-kid than I am of being outed at work, so what if I go to his job and tell everyone Iām trans first? What then, coward?
no one on this site has ever (A) had a good opinion or (B) dissociated
people on here talk about dissociating the way people on tinder talk about going on adventures, BOTH of you are referring to making a snack run to target past midnight