itwashotwestayedinthewater:

estpolis:

meltedbartsimpson:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

caravulpix:

wires-walter-the-automaton:

caravulpix:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

Big Tasty

@wires-walter-the-automaton W HY DO I IMAGINE ACE MAKIGN THIS WHILE DRUNk

Because this is definitely something he would do! He would probably make it for Peter.
Also, is that cheese?

i first thought it was butter fsr
lmao ace would be on his knees begging peter to eat it, crying and all but peter keeps denying
then gene comes in to save peter’s life by agreeing to eat it for him (because there’s no doubt in mind he wouldn’t) and luckily ace couldn’t hear them discussing the plan over his own sobbing
ace then looks up and notices it gone, peter then shyly exclaiming “yeah it… actually was really good, i’m sorry ace” and ace is sO HAPPY he gets up to hug peter and peter hugs back, feeling bad for lying to his sweet spaceman but it was kind of worth it
at least gene got his midnight snack bc it’s literally 2 in the morning

hey what the fuck are you talking about

oh my god they’re talking about the band Kiss

shut the fuck up

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING KISS?

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

platypusumwelt:

darth-lesbane:

carly-rae-transbians:

Hey @ Wikipedia, if you could not list a trans person’s deadname right after their name that would be great.

Hey @ literally every piece of media in the universe you too

Excellent news! Editors who retain deadnames in articles are violating Wikipedia’s Gender Identity guidelines, at least implicitly. You are fully empowered to, and absolutely should, remove any deadname you find on Wikipedia. Editors who tell you otherwise are simply incorrect, and you should refer them to the relevant entry in the Wikipedia Manual of Style.

BOOOOOST

anderz-zombieslayer:

chibikittenface:

devxtchka:

bixbiboom:

therealeggdeity:

sharklord:

mechanicuscat:

gifsandsound:

Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot- doot doot doot- dooooo

(10:00)

In the hall of the mountain king

the floofiest munchkin

why would anyone think its ok to breed a cat to look like this?

munchkin cats are a result of a naturally occurring genetic mutation, it’s not a result of cats having their legs bred down for their short size as is the case for daschunds. munchkin cats experience no physical deformities or abnormalities in their legs or as a result of their legs

I absolutely refused to believe that comment and went to look for myself. Turns out it’s true, munchkins are extremely healthy breeds. The mutation only affects health in the fetal stage, which means unhealthy kittens don’t survive to be born at all and never suffer. Rarely they experience a curvature of the spine called lordosis, and cats with this condition are very short-lived, but this isn’t unique to munchkins and can affect cats of all sizes.

So I’ve been railing against the breeding of munchkin cats for years for no reason, apparently. Sorry, cats.

Justice for munchkin owners

Best cat breed

I want two. @0maziqueen0

thetrollsarealright:

violaslayvis:

August 11th. I remember when a lot of people on here jumped down my throat & tried to justify the state ceasing to provide bottled water for residents because “the lead levels are safe now!!!!”

The state also doesn’t seem to have a problem selling privatizing clean water sources near Flint, selling them to Nestle & making Flint residents pay for their own water

At this point it is not an ecological disaster, or a failure of infrastucture. IT IS A DELIBERATE TRIAL RUN IN PRIVATIZING ALL WATER.

actualsasori-moving:

I’m gonna share the most important thing I’ve ever learned.

it doesn’t mean a damn thing if they love you if they’re not treating you well. loving you doesn’t mean they’re good, and it doesn’t mean they deserve you, and it doesn’t mean they treat you properly.

it doesn’t mean fucking SHIT if bad parents love you. it doesn’t mean SHIT if a bad partner or bad friend loves you.

love doesn’t mean shit on its own.