breaktotheotherside:

pandaflavouredcookies:

davvic321:

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

The morning murps

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

psa if you have stock in apple

gorgonsach:

institute-for-thermal-research:

nicejewishguy:

sell your stock in apple like right fucking now and then buy it when its low later today

Who the fuck on this website owns stocks

I wear mines on my feet

eroscestlavie:

cmeptb02:

wonder who the culprit is

oh my god..a bread boy

im-in-way-2many-fandoms:

thetragiccomedian:

the-real-ted-cruz:

devotee-loyalty:

the-real-ted-cruz:

do you love the color of the sky?

This goes against the Geneva Conventions and I will have your head for it

are you referring to this?

where is he.

WHERE IS HE?!

WHAT DID YOU PUT HIM???!

FUCK

childservices:

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again

todayilearnedthat:

TIL that you can put peanuts in water and get peanjt watwr amd the..qhrnuou drinkg iut yoh tuen otut fo hevab dde alenarh fjgn hou jusyr corubsdoohd

silverhawk:

i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!

elfwreck:

By some economists’ standards – not used much today because it’s so laughable – “poverty” means having less than three months of financial safety net.