every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell
“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.
well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.
dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.
i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.
Mikey Way played bass on Baby You’re A Haunted House
“Hey all! I wrote a song called ‘Baby You’re a Haunted House’ about
all our inner ghosts and demons and what it feels like being in love and
having to deal with your own internal horror show. I tried not to
really overthink it too much as I really wanted to start getting music
out into the world again and sharing my art. The haunted house was built
by a model maker named Damien Webb and it kind of inspired me to put
the song out for Halloween, as it seemed fitting with the holiday. I
hope you enjoy the song. It was a lot of fun to make and features my
brother Mikey Way on bass, Tom Rasulo on drums, guitar and vocals by me,
an additional guitar by Ian Fowles. Recorded by Doug McKean. XO, G.“
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-
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