we really need to bring back “die cis scum”, it was truly before its time
honestly, shut up.
hey! if you’re telling innocent people to die
maybe you’re scum
ur saying this on the same day the white house released a memo saying that transgender people shouldn’t exist or have human rights protections. i think maybe i have the right to a little bit of righteous anger here or there, my man
[image description: a twitter thread from Laura Jane Grace (@/LauraJaneGrace).
Laura Jane Grace: Have decided that instead of letting my identity be erased by the government I’m going to double down and become twice as transgender
🍑🐼 (@/turtlesaredykes): Got any advice for us genderless nonbinaries?
I know someone on Tumblr has already posted about the S’mores Indoors Pizza, but it’s one of the funniest things on earth to me. I have been unable to breathe laughing for minutes at a time because of this absolute abortion of a pizza. The thought of people going to the store, deciding to buy this innocuous dessert pizza, and then having their dinner/evening pretty much ruined is hilarious to me. The fact that it melts through the oven racks when it explicitly tells you to place the pizza directly on the rack. Imagine someone taking four of these travesties to a church dinner, making a marshmallowy mess of the oven, trying to cut the pizza and half the shit comes off, and then it’s unbelievably spicy. The spiciness is the funniest part though. Peoples’ “mouths and throats” burning from this Guy Fieri S’mores pizza, like it’s not just a tad too much cinnamon, it fucking burns you. Like an entire family eagerly taking first bites of their pizza and then they all burst into coughing fits like they’ve been poisoned. It’s just so damn funny like…how did he make it that spicy?? How could he have possibly fucked up that bad? What terrible planning/execution led to this abomination? Did he not try his own pizza first? More importantly, did Guy Fieri try his spicy shitty pizza and say ‘Mmm fuck yea that’s perfect’ ? It’s just so catastrophic, I really wonder if a chaos entity or immortal prankster quietly placed several rows of S’mores Pizza in Sam’s Clubs across the country and sat back to see the results.
im so tired of cis people talking about it. im so tired of being associated with drag. im tired of people hesitating to call me “she” without even missing a beat to do the same for a drag queen. im so sick of what drag has become
nowadays drag is something primarily for cis people (and, more and more, cishet people) to enjoy. the runaway popularity of ru paul’s drag race, a show hosted by someone who thinks the only difference between a trans woman and a drag queen is “a few thousand and a good surgeon” and has a recurring segment that treats clocking as a funny joke really shows that cis people dont give a fuck about the artistry that goes into drag or how it began as a way for people to express themselves outside established gender norms, they just want to gawk at parodies of trans women and pretend it makes them woke.
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