@ all u british bastards imma bout to eat biscuits n tea but am i supposed to put the butter on the biscuit and dip it in the tea or do i dip the biscuit in the tea first and then butter it or am i supposed to take a bite out of the butter and the biscuit and sip the tea or am i supposed to
Who the fuck puts butter on a biscuit mate. I think you’ve got a translation error
so mr england sir i should butter up the tea or
the butter goes on the Weetabix.
im shaking what are you saying to me
It could also go on crumpets
now yall just making up words
The butter could also go on the teacakes and scones as well if you want, or pork scratchings ya know, mix it around
I don’t listen to panic! At the disco much but he seems like a fun guy to hang out with
At my show, he paused, looked around, and went “hey, you guys said it, not me” and held his hands up like he was the most innocent creature on planet earth. He’s pretty fun.
i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
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