paris-is-an-artist:

gaudfish-naudsm:

harperhug:

aliceboonousky:

My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween

Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~

OP you really let me down.

W h y

Why am I not surprised

luchadoreofliberty:

amyhasallmyuwus:

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

#reno 911 was a masterpiece brooklyn 99 doesnt even come close to tbh

truth

blue-pixiedust:

the-armed-utahn:

e-mord-nilap:

darkestelemental616:

earthstory:

jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin

I KEEP FORGETTING THEY’RE BIPEDAL

A featherless biped?

Diogenes:

THEY ARE WHAT???

I’M SORRY WHAT

symmetra:

wherehipposdrome:

elderberrycoughdrops:

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

the most dangerous game – richard connell (1924)

chrishemswag:

maniacardigan:

remember when pete and patrick watched Castaway and pete was like “wow i wish i was tom hanks i really wanna disappear onto an island by myself too” and patrick was like “uh. i don’t think thats what the movie was about pete”

pete: hey so can we write a song about my completely inaccurate interpretation of castaway

patrick:

sealcontent:

officialleoneabbacchio:

officialleoneabbacchio:

I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW

i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me

I wanna see the video

5779:

jetflyer:

driftroddy:

Don’t say I didn’t warn youse guys

the background commentary on this video is great

dantes-infernal-chili:

dankmemeuniversity:

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all goddamn week

obiwhinekenobi:

mechalesbian:

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

Same goes for ‘My mother’

If you meet someone and they call their parents ‘father’ and ‘mother’ they either were raised in an Amish community or have absolute bastard parents

artistictae:

something: is vampire related

me: nice