thanks ubisoft

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

hot take: immigrants don’t need to love this country or swear loyalty to it to “deserve” to live here. they don’t need to work harder than anyone else, they can sit at home if they want, and they’re allowed to take full advantage of whatever healthcare or education any citizen has access to. they pay the same taxes, they own the same property, they created support systems and histories and entire lives here. that’s all that should matter.

dreamingrain:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

macdaddyzev:

shitpostangel:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

bitterfuckinglesbian:

Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

I’m like “Bella swan was a lesbian cause she drove a truck” and this str8 girl says “no she married edward and they had sex lol” …

Oh, so being gay makes you the epitome of humor?

Literally no where does op say that

I didn’t say it but it is true

cutegirloftheday:

Cute girl of the day is Laura Jane Grace!

zoblogs:

daphnetrodon:

daphnetrodon:

didyouknowmagic:

froglezbian:

straight people shut up challenge

Frank stop. Go read a book or yell at a cloud it would be just as useful as this statement you left on Twitter.

He did add this later, which is… something?

[x] good ending

maxiesatanofficial:

skarchomp:

*wakes up and turns on my giant complicated yet charming series of rube goldberg machines that make my breakfast but i mess up the combination and get scorching hot eggs tossed in my face*

Pretty fucked up to see people uncritically reblogging this when OP’s automated hedge-trimmer rendered all my topiaries cubist as well as slicing my belt in two, causing my pants to fall down and reveal a whimsically-patterned pair of boxer shorts

robocourse:

discourseful:

silvcrspring:

discourseful:

cablefucker69:

discourseful:

less misguided thinkpieces on “maybe butch is becoming a less popular identity because society is becoming ~more q***r~/less about restrictive labels/etc”, more pieces on how constant hatred of butches from within both the general lgbt community and even the lesbian community specifically actively drives self doubt/hate within butches and pushes us away from being comfortable identifying as butch

Honestly I thought it was because easier access to HRT means more folks who would’ve historically been butch lesbians are coming out as trans men

is it just not possible for you to not derail a post from me venting about hate towards butches or what

dude are you that fucking stupid that you can’t make the very simple connection between your original thought and this addition? grow some brain cells and maybe give 2 seconds of thought to how gnc people might feel pressure to id as trans or nb when they learn abt kweer theory… it happened to me and i know several lesbians w the same experience so it’s not really a reach my man!

is it just not possible for you to derail a post from me venting about the hate towards butches or what

Anyway the hatred of butches by society as well as the hostility toward them in LGBT spaces has made it hard for me, an nb lesbian, to identify as butch. The identity appeals to me and my experiences, but it feels so out of reach because non-lesbians either consider it a “reductive” identity or think butch = trans man which, historically, hasn’t always been the case. Butch people/women of the past were more often nb or gnc lesbians than trans men.