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tragicdeath:

when i catch my cat eating plastic

arwenesthenotcoolatall:

septicplier:

spell your username without using the letters in your name

mine is ptipi

rwntnotcooltll

jumpingjacktrash:

chowmanderr:

noelfshr:

noelfshr:

this couple is the cutest couple i’ve ever seen on house hunters i’m yelling

it got better

all they wanted was a spacious home for their future kids, a big window to put their xmas tree and a staircase they could take prom pics on w/ their future kids??? and they got that!!! i’m so happy for them

THEY GOT THEIR BABBBBBYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

awww this makes me smile

w0wls:

sasgalula:

egberts:

egberts:

i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.

finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic way…again

The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering

sapphicrevan:

[ID: a tweet by @brunchpoems, in which they quote a @ChicagoCityDSA tweet of an article with the tagline “Americans produce $68.30 per hour wroked” and comment sarcastically: “wow i’m happy our wages reflect that!”]

exiguity:

jiluan:

jiluan:

does anyone have the post from vent of the person pretending to be drunk on ketchup

signal boost I need to find this

you’re welcome

sackofeyes:

61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

the-pesci-mode:

michaelwalsh:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1847, a doctor performed an amputation in 25 seconds, operating so quickly that he accidentally amputated his assistant’s fingers as well. Both later died of sepsis, and a spectator reportedly died of shock, resulting in the only known procedure with a 300% mortality rate.

via reddit.com

nice job idiot

Surgery Saga 1847 “Malpractice Ending” speedrun (0:00:25)

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

america has a functioning democracy where one party tries to kill you and the only other party just campaigns around the fact that they aren’t the party that tries to kill you