listen we got two flavors of white lgbt dialect on here.
we got the bland one: uwu lsdjf sldj slfj i’m so oo gay??? uwu soft…. i want to be surrounded by flowers…. h-hewwo?? i’m sowwy….. pwease love me ;;
and we got the spicy one: i’m big kin with sufjan stevens skating in the park. i want to get rawed by 500 cryptids and fuck my big orc significant other behind my house.
me @ all the white lgbts tagging themselves as one or the other as if this post isn’t maliciously mocking them:
You forgot
fake AAVE white who uses Blaccents as a meme and to be tough: listen hunty don’t get snatched up I’m finna throw hands and catch the L if you don’t say you fuck hard in the paint with BTS!
One of my all-time favorite writing advice givers.
I tend to write a long ass paragraph of “this happens, then this happens, then this happens, then this happens” without worrying about a goddam thing. And then I read over it when I’m ready and write the real version, but I keep the shitty summary in case I forgot something.
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