meatball was sitting on the chair next to me and i said hi to him and went back to drinking my coffee so he crept onto my lap and i pet him a little and went back to drinking my coffee and this apparently was not enough attention for him still so he physically launched himself onto my shoulder
Coffee can kill a cat. The caffeine levels are too high.
??????? good thing my cat didn’t have any coffee???
im gonna be sad when warrior cats finally, finally ends and not even just because of childhood nostalgia but because i’ll have to stop the “it’s 20xx and warrior cats is still being written it will never end” jokes
like i say this but i know realistically this is how it’s going to be:
me in the year 2108: kids is warrior cats still being written
my great-grandkids: yeah great-grandpappy firestar’s great-great-great-grandkits clone just discovered water on mars and is bringing it back to thunderclan to save the forest from the drought!!
me, leaning back in my chair: ah. theyre reusing plots from arc 23, i see.
In a bid to engage communities outside the park fence,a reserve hired 26 local jobless female high-school graduates, and put them through an intensive tracking and combat training programme. Kitted out in second-hand European military uniforms, paid for by donations, the women were deployed throughout a 40,000 hectare reserve.
The numbers suggest the approach works. In the last 10 months the reserve has not lost a rhino, while a neighbouring reserve lost 23. Snare poaching has dropped 90%. [x]
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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