pipcomix:

vampireapologist:

pipcomix:

I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now

#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD

i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went “did you……..Do This” and I was like “yes, and why, and who are you”

This is great he must have been so unnerved

partykris:

morwytch:

cephalotodd:

cephalotodd:

“good intrusive thoughts” i know you all get your entire scientific education off random tumblr posts but please for the love of god read even just one psych paper. im begging

or even just take an english class. “intrusive” means you don’t want them. they’re unwelcome. they can NEVER be fun or quirky or funny because by definition they are unsettling, unwelcome, and INTRUSIVE. jesus fucking christ 

Maybe there should be an alternate term for thoughts that randomly show up in your mind but they’re actually good??

Idk what they’d be called, but. Who knows.

theyre called thoughts

p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

showerheadperc:

p0tbarbie:

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

Me: men think this

A man: no, actually I think exactly what you said men think

Me: right.