lolotehe:

keplercryptids:

thetumblrofrassilon:

operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

As a former bookstore employee, this hurts my soul. I mean, sure it looks nice, but how do you find anything?

it has occurred me during this process that apparently not everyone thinks about books by what color they are? like, literally when i’m looking for a book, i picture it in my mind. i have a very…tactile experience with the books i read and idk! i thought everyone did that lol.

my partner was like “how will i find [this book] for instance” and i replied “easy, it’s purple” and he looked at me like i was a witch.

megapope:

oh yeah my primary social media app is the one that got banned from multiple app stores for having child porn on it. the bone incident? sorry, you’ll have to be more specific, i’m aware of at least three instances of people posting about handling human remains.

wardenchampion:

me watching tumblr eat itself from the inside out: lmfao

me watching everybody jump ship anyway and realising i don’t use any of my other social media accounts: 

froody:

all-fucking-yours:

Stay away from him

Stay AWAY FROM HIM

Stay the fuck away from him

me when I see my cat going for my blueberry muffin

roxolotl:

caustickrana:

Everybody start selling our phones with the tumblr app downloaded like they did with flappy bird

Having tumblr on ur phone decreases the value

1dietcokeinacan:

Inchresting how so many people believe it’s the drug users who are inherently bad and not the society that so thoroughly denies so many of its people viable avenues to happiness that huge swaths of the population are driven to seek refuge in substances that artificially produce the feelings of contentedness they cannot find elsewhere in their lives….inchresting indeed

imsopopfly:

oppa-homeless-style:

aight i think i need a talk with my new roommates

So who’s gonna tell them an unfertilized chicken egg isn’t a dead animal and was never alive to begin with?

disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

libertarirynn:

sylveonce:

unpretty:

gregorydickens:

victorian-sexstache:

unpretty:

son-of-maglor:

fiskeorn:

elkian:

unpretty:

unpretty:

dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

Alton Brown is a real life supervillain

someone tell me what the fuck is going on

buttercup-bug:

buttercup-bug:

everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting

frxnkiero:

I truly wish Gerard would do a ted talk like please let me learn from you