nose:
lol they really deleted slavery whats the point of logging in anymore
southern plantation owners when the emancipation proclamation was enstated
if you lose your blog, message tumblr support to get it back
they’re cracking down on blogs tied to the IRA because of some legal thing, and because it’s tumblr they handle something delicate by slapping it
ain’t no purge, just tumblr handling things in their usual slap manner

Oh my fucking god
Daisy Meatlover
Boots W.S. Peppers
Butterscotch Olives
Bunny Capers
John Capicollo
Portia Mushrooms
Ms. Kitty Roasted Red Peppers
Binky Ham
Hi there fuckers my name is Woodstock Mushroom and apparently I’m tripping balls.
..M…Magic Mushroom
Reese Pepperoni
Mozart Cheese
Alice Extracheese
via reddit.com
P I G E O N
R E L I G I O N
im combining “sloth” and “gluttony” to a new supersin called “sluttony”
let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation
Don’t they gotta clean up what we pour out
fuck stop it everyone the post is cancelled everyone please stop fuck what have I done
let’s clean one up for the janitors
Tumblr staff getting ready in the morning:
BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them
ridiculous
She committed a crime omfg
Now THIS is quality television.




