bisweptual-coxswain:

officialintj:

ISTJ: “Do you WANT to ram a bridge and die today?”

INTJ: “And on our starboard side, you can see the Mines of Moria.”

ISTP: “Please don’t sing Hozier in the boat.”

INFJ: “Don’t push off you idiots I’M STILL ON THE DOCK!”

INFP: “Is everyone still alive? No deaths today?”

ESFP: “hey uh did anyone remember the boat snacks?”

ENFP: *accidentally presses the siren button on the coach’s megaphone*

ENTP: “We are STRONG! We are MEN!” *is a 115-lb woman*

ENTJ: “I will not refer to you as ‘matey’, but I will answer to ‘captain’.”

ESTJ: “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T PEE OUT THE SIDE OF THE BOAT.”

ISFJ: *sneezes into the mic*

ISFP: “I’m small, frozen, and responsible for steering. Leave me alone.”

INTP: “This is the warship, lads.”

ESTP: “I know what a penis looks like, actually.”

ESFJ: “I’m not allowed to swear during a race but you get the idea.”

ENFJ: *messes up a call* “DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHATEVER I JUST SAID.”

As an ENFJ Coxswain, I agree.