You just died and stand before the gates of heaven. Suddenly you hear a booming voice coming from every direction. “DO YOU LIKE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?”
“Uhh..wh-y why?,” you stutter.
“YOUR ANSWER DETERMINES WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN ENTER PARADISE.”
“bUT but what about the Ten Commandments?”
“THAT’S OLD. IT’S 2017. SO WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER?”
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