Tag: im only a 9

xxdarthvaderofmiddle-earthxx:

lokiperfection:

uniquetrash07:

bleaktuber:

anonymoushippocampus:

there is a website to find out how many goats you are worth

I am worth 6 goats.

Almost? Fucking almost? Second place is the first loser, y’all!

But seriously, this is a lie. I’m worth, like, 5 goats, max.

Your goat worth is:8. 

Not only will his dad give you 8 goats, he’ll throw in his brother too!