i had a dream i went to magical idol school and i got in trouble with the cops so the rest of the dream was me, a magical girl, running from the cops.
the reason i was being chased down was because the headmaster of the school was trying to frame my friend and ruin his life only because she, and the rest of the school, didn’t like his powers so I killed her out of anger haha
Maybe that person you called racist or homophobic or accused or being sexist is secretly breaking down inside. Maybe they’re crying as they see your hate. Maybe they have feelings just like you
I’m not even kidding. It really is. Simultaneously infantilizing female gendernonconforming as something one grows out of after one is with and in consequence to being in a relationship with a man is evil.
This is making think of the French movie Tomboy and I’m in full agreement. If you haven’t seen that movie, let me sum it up for you (tw sexual assault):
It opens with a father teaching his masculine child how to drive. Then it shows the child full naked getting out of the bathtub to disclose sex of the child (I don’t know why they didn’t just have the mother call the child a girl or something.. why show a full naked child? Why??) as female. The child and younger sister are playing and some other kids show up and ask their names. The kid gives a male name and then goes throughout the movie playing with the other kids and basically being a little boy and falling into all the traditional male gender roles (fighting another boy for bullying his sister, kissing a girl, peeing in the woods standing up). The child even even fashions a little play-dough packer to go in the masculine DIY bathing suit they made out of a feminine bathing suit.
The ending? The mother finds out that her “daughter” has been “pretending to be a boy” and then forces the child into a dress and takes the distraught youngster to a couple of friends houses and is like “oh yeah my kid is actually a girl” and then the friends are like “wait you’re a girl? We need *proof* of that” and then assault the main character. It ends with the main character reintroducing themself with their feminine birth name to the actual character that assaulted them (pulled down their pants in front of the group of friends).
There are so many things wrong with this movie including what you said already (making tomboys straight is evil). I’m so tired of stuff like this.
A smattering of memes making fun of student athletes
Finishing song lyrics and that picture of Meryl Streep shouting
“yeah can I get a fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
“some people??? [do things]??? to cope?????”
The shutdown of Club Penguin
Tumblr’s April Fool’s joke this year was just a horse tamogatchi and people seemed to genuinely enjoy it
A sudden call to arms to make McDonalds bring back some sort of Szechuan dipping sauce
“Come visit the Jungle we’ve got [weird names for stuff]” powerpoint slide thing
Those ditty.it videos where you type in a phrase and a robot voice sings it to you
“Bitch I lived”
? Do fidget spinners count as a meme?
Editing panels from Erica Moen comics (e.g. the infamous Cuck Comic)
“In case you haven’t noticed, i’m WEIRD. I’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”
Bone-hurting juice
“I confessed to my crush through a Spotify playlist”
Wendy’s mascot as a smug anime girl
Fyre Festival
thanks! I hate it
Okay we’re literally FIVE WHOLE MONTHS into 2017 and I still see so much talk about vore on my dash. Seriously? Why y’all gotta be so fixated on vore? It’s ruining my health and needs to end
“thrussy”
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okay nvm I preferred the vore
Regular People vs. Creative People
Bill Wurtz back at it again with the history of the world
Mocking people with the Spongebob chicken image
“[X] is dead and replaced with a lookalike: a conspiracy thread” (more of a twitter thing)
mood & big mood
“sir you’ve been in a coma for [X] years”
“do you take constructive criticism on your posts”
respecting women
a post stopping mid-sentence and somebody else comments “[X] killed them before they finished”
cracking open a cold one with the boys….or something
BEGONE, THOT
covfefe
Saying you love [X] by saying “I’m love [X]”
I keep seeing this CGI anime girl with a pink bow and a pink streak in her hair and I have no idea who she is
The Babadook as a gay icon
“This Post Can Be Reblogged by Anyone” (also, “[X] do not interact”)
A cat photo with a caption in Russian, which someone else then plugs into Google Translate
“The floor is [X]”
Nothing but respect for MY president
Some sort of Woody the Cowboy rp collective that takes over old accounts of toxic people??
Tumblr fucking things up with their “““Safe Mode”””
“How to Talk to Short People” comic but it’s been altered
Crash Bandicoot goes “WWOOOWOWOWOOWO”
“Swear Jar” vs. “[X] Jar” that has more coins in it
“she protec but she also attac”
Powder that makes you say [X]
A bunch of memes heralding the sudden revival of Owl City’s “Fireflies” (most notably the ‘you would not believe your [X]’ meme)
A 3×3 grid of (usually anime) characters with a “thank you” message written over them except the one in the middle usually says “not you”
“Sometimes…things that are expensive…are worse”
oh worm?
Something about……piss in jello….?
just the phrase “piss yourself” in general has become very popular
Using cutesy language like “hewwo”
Pennywise in the sewer
Textposts made with a weird cursive font (I still don’t know how to do that)
I know the “Who would win?” meme predates 2017 but an honorable mention to its revival
Not really a meme but everyone banding together to combat the hurricanes/other freakish natural disasters was so uplifting
that guy who’s with his girlfriend but ogling the girl in the foreground
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty
While we’re on it, turns out the whole Szechuan thing was a Rick & Morty stunt and it didn’t end nicely
“then perish”
Neo Yokio
Overlaying a picture of a monkey getting its hair cut on photos
Mario and Luigi walking into places?
that’s pussy, babe!
kin drama
Edits of the Griffin McElroy Roundabout vine (“I don’t understand [X] and at this point I’m too afraid to ask”)
The overwhelming urge to eat detergent pods
Screaming seagull
“My bike got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed about it“
incels and chads
“omae wa mou shindeiru”/ “I diagnose you with dead“
haiku bot
People reacting to outrageous comments in a double-take-style “you WHAT”
Eric Andre Show screenshots
“Who?” “The girl reading this”
Zootopia pro-life comic
WHY WEREN’T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE
Scam messages asking for bitcoin
Percy: I used to play catch with my dad, except the ball would just hit the wall because he wasn’t there.
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