oh my god i found a drarry fic that sounded interesting and it ended up being one where where harry is pan and he and draco meet on a dating site and harry asks for draco’s pronouns and they discuss their respective lgbt communities and talk about their Identities and ginny’s going on about her romantic orientation and how it doesnt necessarily have to match her sexual orientation like. they turned harry potter mogai djaklsakdjej
“i’m sorry i have a really short fuse for prejudice. i didn’t have access to a great queer community growing up” this sounds like an inclusionist blogger not a gay wizard
“wow. the SASS” im gagging
ron just referred to ginny as “her royal highness of lesbos” and i simultaneously think that’s ridiculous and also want to be referred to as such indefinitely
harry to draco: i’m going to change your name to Sass Queen
here’s a link btw for those asking archiveofourown.org/works/11568318/chapters/25990365
harry sent draco his annotated books about gender and sexuality and now they’re going to discuss their kinks
somehow ginny and pansy are dating? and they use the dating site to arrange threesomes. like you cannot make this shit up
harry just asked draco if he has a daddy kink
hello????????
they’re sexting over the anonymous dating app and harry is making draco call him sir i CANNOT HANDLE THIS
i had to skip the rest of the sexting it was too awful and cringy
ron just texted harry like “help me i was wanking to hermione and accidentally got cum on her old hogwarts robes what do i do” ??????????????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 this is the worst
he got his dick caught in the zipper of the skirt.
draco and harry are on a disguised voice phone call and draco is having harry take a potion but won’t tell him what it does and you have to say “i consent” to activate the potion
like. there’s nothing wrong with that per say but it’s fucking weird. like. i know exactly what kind of person wrote this and it’s so absurd
i have to keep skipping the sex parts because they’re so fucking awful and uncomfortable
now harry’s having a days-long tantrum bc he babysat teddy for two weeks and then had to bring him back to andromeda and he’s like “EVERYONE ALWAYS LEAVES ME 😦 BY THE TIME YOU COME OVER AND BREAK MY SECURITY SPELLS ILL BE GONE” like. die
“Ron: LMFAO *slow clap* *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*”
witch weekly just asked harry if he’s a top or a bottom
oh also draco goes by the name “hydra” so there’s that
“Uhhh, rude,” Harry said.
on their date harry mentioned he likes to cook and draco asked him a follow up question and then harry got a trigger headache because talking about cooking (which he brought up) reminds him of the dursleys and thinking about the dursleys gives him trigger headaches
harry just asked draco for a footjob and mutual masturbation
hermione just bought a ring to propose to ron and is now texting harry about what if ron expects them to have kids right away and “i’m on track for minister for magic and i’m not about to let that be ruined by a load of ginger spawn.” how romantic
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