randomencounters:

Encounter: sapient pumpkin, cringing at your party. Roll

1. It dislikes your outfits
2. It finds your motives #Problematic
3. Back when it was a human it used to date one of the party members
4. It’s racist against a species represented in the party
5. It knows a secret about an item in your inventory and doesn’t want to get into it
6. It won’t say what its fucking problem is, it just keeps sighing and going “yikes”